Ray should have been paying attention. :(

I'll bet Ray wanted to go out to dinner with Beef.

I'LL BET RAY DIDN'T HAVE TACOS AT ALL.

he ain't never gonna tire of Tre Otto

ray's shorts are changing color

also he doesn't have a watch, then he does, then he doesn't

also he wears his necklace around his belly in the last panel


finally i am looking forward to cüddlenacht, if it ends up happening

And he has a wristband in #3

and his fly is turned the other way in #3
and his shorts are missing a button in #2

What's with some apparel being discontinued? What if I need another Goddammit what am i going to do about my problems shirt? It's shrunk a bit.

Oh the humanity!

Oh the hugh manatee!

Many spectacled penii were lost in those awful cuddletastrophes.

Wait. Fuck. That was a pun, technically.

When will people learn. The plural is "penes." "Penes."

Can't go wrong if you just say "schlongs."

Auchkiss Resnugglement Solution.
Arbeit macht hugs. Yeah, right, Herr Otterbannfuhrer.

I'm still looking forward to finding out who ate Ray's dang nachos in 2006.

Ray ate them in the future. (Well, it's the past now. It was the future when he ate them, from the perspective of the Ray asking who ate them)

Also the fly changes direction in the third panel!

And his nipples rise.

and his eyebrows disappear after 1.

I think that sometimes his eyebrows just do that if they're not being expressive.

like here or here

The man does his homework.

And his shorts pocket is missing its button in the middle panel.

You clearly didn't read the strip.

And nobody ate his dang tacos.

In 2009, the continuity error will have been that Ray was clearly shown eating steak for dinner in a slightly earlier scene.

or..nachos.

good job guys

proud of us

So are mine and Philippe's.

I was going to say that I can't decide which strip was best, but then I stopped lying to myself and gave my heart to the five-year-old Nazi otter.

(he has kate winslet on his side!)

for the love of christ, bbcode, there.

Oh wow, that would be excellent.

My first thought as well. My second thought was that that is no kind of she-cat to be wearing a sign/burning a candle for.

Yes, exactly. If it is Darlene I'll be somewhat disappointed in Lyle, but then again I wouldn't be totally surprised.

She looks like she should be saying, "Like, wow"

My grandfather once said that "Love will stick to shit if it falls in it." Who are we to mock le affaires du coeur?

True, true. Many a time I have seen roaming the grocery aisles, meandering about a parking lot, or standing in line certain people. People one can't help but loathe at first sight. People one's mind stands aghast at the idea of being trapped in a room with, gibbers incoherently at wild imaginings of cohabitation with such low-minded sloth-bodies.

... and yet, and yet, though were I trapped on a desert island with these cultural under-dwellers I know I would sooner strangle them and give them to the sea than feed their tainted flesh to my starving bikini concubines, I know that somewhere, somewhere, there is a man to whom they are the apple of his eye.

And that man, by God, is a true hole man.

Don't feed the concubines too much Wal-Mart meat -- they won't fit their bikinis.

Reading this comment in Klaus Kinski's voice makes it extra funny.

I think it looks like the junkie chick philippe meets at the dump. I agree that women should wear bras, even if their boobs are crummy.

but she's got a rockin' cameltoe, dude.

As a person of German descent, I find Cuddlenacht to be an extremely amusing concept.

It's even more fun to say.

KEWD-LER-NACHT!!!

As a German person who used to play Descent, I have trouble not pronouncing it "cid-leh-nacht."

JA! AS PERSON OF GERMAN DESCENT! THIS MAHKS ME FURIOUSLY HAPPY! JA!

one chubby for the Descent reference!~

that is all.

Although it really should be "Kuschelnacht."

Errol Flynn: He forgot to be a foppish dandy

Error 7: he is talking to a gymnast, and as such, his balls have risen up into his body

Shh, that black-and-white russian kid (smoking a cigarette in a leotard or wife-beater) is going to come back ...

Look, who's making this comic, you chowderheads or Onstad?!

Coming soon: Chowderheadwood

That sounds like something that happens if you do not wash your uncut penis and also perhaps have a disease.

Are we allowed to cuddle Jews?

Only like all the time! Yay!

No, they may only cuddle together. In the shower.

Oh no you didn't!

Yes, and homosexuals, too. But not gypsies.
Not gypsies.

Nobody likes gypsies. Not even enough for Cüddlenacht

Oh man that deserves a chubby.

The baby has been cursed.

Has Ray become a stool, or some sort of poorly-planned table? Look at his """"legs""""".


Also,I am pro-Cuddlenacht. It's about time.

They look like they're extending down forever, like in the mexican magical realism helicopter.

He is Dilbert from the waist down.

Also his glasses are floating up and down on his face.

For some reason I can't quite figure out, the panel of Ray with his medallion around his stomach really bothers me a lot.

...instead of the one with Todd's head on a stake.

the horror...the horror...

Ray has the conch shell!

I really wanted there to be an alt-text on your frame there, Mr. Bellow.

I have a feeling an inordinate amount of time went into drawing the details of the hotrod VW Bug versus the rest of the strip. Nonetheless Cuddlenacht is a stroke of unPC genius.

My first comment ever just to say that Cuddlenacht and Phillipe's oh so serious mouth has me howling.
In a good way.
Obviously.

It's ...

Philippe the hare-lipped Hitler!

Dah doo doo!

Nah, he probably just traced it.

Baja Bug, and its vectored like all the vehicles in the strip.

coming in 2009 the story of molly sanders

All wooden ships and flintlock pistols. All KOODGE and hell of Welsh cats.

CUEDDLENACHT sounds as frightening as it does wonderful.

Sounds like the night in which the Friends series was concieved.

I'm feeling a bit strange about Ray changing out of the thong and into the mini skirt

EXACTLY

Look like shorts to me, guy.

all of you are right, it is a skort.

LIES don't think we have to take your word because you're a lady. Those are male cargo shorts.

Although I notice that the zipper appears to be on the flip side until the third panel ...

(Note to self: Are female zippers on the opposite side like their blouse buttons? Are even blouse buttons on the opposite anymore? Is there even such a thing as a blouse? INVESTIGATE.)

i wouldnt mind investigating a blouse's buttons or two ah heh heh heh

LESBIAN

psh cmon man i am not the one intimately familiar with cargo shorts

that is u-u-ultra lez

:[

I think your frowny robot is trying to escape

It tries and tries but it cannot.

Look at all these classy black-and-white men conversing.

DAT'S MAH BOY!

I also predict an Achewood shop exclusive:
Chochacho body chain (as sported above by Ray, but probably for the ladies).

Augh! Shame on you! Shame on you for making me want something that does not exist so hard!

Nazi Phillipe? Looks like a cuddly Göring.

Goering*

On second thought -- maybe more simmler to Himmler.

Oh, that pun. I just goebbeled it up.

Jesus, you're really Bormann me.

Come on! Holz your horses!

I can't. I'm in a bit of a Funk.

Bohlshit.